Hippy bell-ends

I just arrived in La Paz. It´s the most spectacular layout for a city I´ve ever seen. Built into a steep valley with massive mountains all around, the suburbs on either wall of the valley appear like blocks of lego rammed into a near veritical cliff. Surrounded by all this coolness, all that I seem to notice is that proportionately, there are that many more tragic hippy bell-end types here than any place I´ve been before. Does anyone have a shirt that says ¨You cant snort wisdom... Dickhead!¨? I´d give it a run.